I have no idea what that goop under my siracha sauce is but it smells like death wrapped in a shroud of rotted bacon. I tried scrubbing it off my desk but it still smells like death. Not sure whether I was supposed to rub vanilla onto the desk but I thought that might make it smell better. No effect…I think K’s asleep so I can’t steal his diffuser…OH DEAR.

I think I’ve sufficiently messed up my sleep schedule now…