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My cough syrup comes in the coolest little bottle. When I unscrew the lid, there’s a little hole in the top, and the only way to get the syrup out of the bottle is to stick a little syringe in there and measure out how much I need. When I feed it to myself, I feel like a cat getting a vaccine. Or at least, when I see the syringe, I feel like it’s meant for a cat behind on her vaccinations. Regardless, the promised loopiness didn’t really happen so all it does is make me not cough, which is awesome!